Welcome to Wonderland!

"'When I use a word,' Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, 'it means just what I choose it to mean - neither more or less.' 'The question is,' said Alice, 'whether you can make words mean different things.' 'The question is,' said Humpty Dumpty, 'which is to be master - that's all.'"
- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland [via ActualMalice.com]